Blade: Trinity
Blade: Trinity
2004
Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula.
(Source: IMDB)
"You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel?"
Blade
Dracula
Villain's plot:
Blah blah blah, vampires, Dracula, end of the world. Every scene was just a setup for a Ryan Reynolds zinger.
Rankings:
Superhero Moment
2/5
I guess the Jessica Biel moment?
Casting
1/5
Jessica Biel was fine, and Ryan Reynolds was just playing himself. Weird choice for Dracula.
Costume
3/5
NOW WITH MORE TURTLENECK
Theme Song
0/5
More techno.
Notes
I miss GDT. Parker Posey was a real highlight though.