Jonah Hex


The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth.

(Source: IMDB)

"They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son."

Jonah Hex

Quentin Turnbull

Villain's plot:

Turnbull wants revenge on the nation for… losing the Civil War?


Superhero Moment

Josh Brolin is fantastic as Hex. Especially with his No Country for Old Men accent.


Fine? I mean, it’s a cowboy. The makeup is good though.

Theme Song


Another example of a movie that could have been done well, but failed miserably. It’s a cowboy movie with supernatural elements, why did it need to be a 47 million-dollar budget?? Why did it need a “superweapon”? Why did he die and get resurrected twice?

Million-dollar idea: Weekly Jonah Hex series in the style of The Mandalorian.

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