Definitive Ranking

The Definitive Ranking of Modern Superhero Movies

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Binge Watch

The Skywalker Saga

Now that all nine movie are available to stream, I feel like it’s probably the best time to tackle the Skywalker Saga. The good, the bad, the ice cream makers, and the Gungan. Come on everyone, let’s make the Kessel Run!!

Seven Best

Seven Best: Eddie Murphy Characters

With the arrival of Dolemite, the completion of Coming to America 2, and in celebration of his birthday month, April is dedicated to the best Eddie Murphy characters of all time!!

Definitive Ranking

The Definitive Ranking of Schwarzenegger One Liners

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Rankings

Howard the Duck

Howard the Duck Howard the Duck 1986 A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female rock singer who fancies him. (Source: IMDB) “You got some place to go?” “Hey, if I had […]

Supergirl

Supergirl Supergirl 1984 After losing a powerful orb, Kara Zor-El, Superman’s cousin, comes to Earth to retrieve it and instead finds herself up against a wicked witch. (Source: IMDB) “I am Kara of Argo City, daughter of Alura and Zor-El, and I don’t scare easily.” Supergirl Tweet Supergirl Linda Lee Selena Origin story Villain’s plot: […]

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

2011 Johnny Blaze, tortured by the Ghost Rider’s curse, gets a chance of redemption through protecting the Devil’s son, whose father is pursuing him. (Source: IMDB) “It doesn’t matter how far you run, there are some demons you just can’t escape. My name is Johnny Blaze, I used to ride a motorcycle for a living.” […]

The Return of Swamp Thing

The Return of Swamp Thing The Return of Swamp Thing 1989 In this tongue-in-cheek sequel, the benevolent bog creature falls for the vegetarian, plant-loving daughter of the evil scientist who created him. (Source: IMDB) “Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing?” “No, I’m a bachelor.” Swamp Thing Tweet Swamp Thing Alec Holland Arcane Villain’s plot: Arcane […]

The Toxic Avenger

The Toxic Avenger The Toxic Avenger 1980 Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose. (Source: IMDB) “All right everybody, drop your tacos or I’ll blow your brains out.” Leroy Tweet The […]

Catwoman

Catwoman Catwoman 2004 A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (Source: IMDB) “White Russian, no ice, no vodka… hold the Kahlua.” Catwoman Tweet Catwoman Patience Phillips Laurel Hedare […]

Batman & Robin

Batman & Robin Batman & Robin 1997 Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (Source: IMDB) “Allow me to break the ice: My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it’s the chilling sound of your doom.” Mr. Freeze […]

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3 Spider-Man 3 2007 A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (Source: IMDB) “Never wound what you can’t kill.” Venom Tweet Spider-Man The Sandman Venom Green Goblin Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Man in Times Square Villain’s plot: […]

Spawn

Spawn 1997 An elite mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil. (Source: IMDB) “Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he’s next.” Spawn Tweet Spawn Al Simmons Clown Jason Wynn Origin story Villain’s plot: The devil wants Earth’s best warrior to lead his army against heaven, […]

Superman III

Superman III 1983 Synthetic kryptonite laced with tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (Source: IMDB) “I ask you to kill Superman, and you’re telling me you couldn’t even do that one, simple thing.” Ross Webster Tweet Superman Clark Kent Ross Webster Villain’s plot: Rankings: Superhero Moment  0.5/5 […]

Swamp Thing

Swamp Thing Swamp Thing 1982 After a violent incident with a special chemical, a research scientist is turned into a swamp plant monster. (Source: IMDB) “Everything’s a dream when you’re alone.” Swamp Thing Tweet Swamp Thing Alec Holland Arcane Origin story Villain’s plot: Arcane’s goal was always to steal Alec Holland’s formula, especially once he […]

Punisher: War Zone

Batman Begins 2005 Frank Castle known as Punisher ruthlessly demolishes organized crime, but it starts an even bigger war. (Source: IMDB) “Billy is dead. From now on… you call me Jigsaw.” Jigsaw Tweet Punisher Frank Castle Jigsaw Origin story Villain’s plot: The League of Shadows returns to enact their plan of world equality by bringing […]

Superman IV

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Superman IV: The Quest for Peace​ 1987 The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor’s latest creation, Nuclear Man. (Source: IMDB) “It’s the same as it’s always been, Luthor. On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty.” Superman Tweet Superman Clark Kent […]

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

2005 The early years of James Logan, featuring his rivalry with his brother Victor Creed, his service in the special forces team Weapon X, and his experimentation into the metal-lined mutant Wolverine. (Source: IMDB) “All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so […]

X-Men: The Last Stand

2006 The human government develops a cure for mutations, and Jean Gray becomes a darker uncontrollable persona called the Phoenix who allies with Magneto, causing escalation into an all-out battle for the X-Men. (Source: IMDB) “Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who’s interested in you.” Magneto Tweet X-Men Magneto & The Brotherhood […]

The Phantom

The Phantom The Phantom 1996 The Phantom, descendent of a line of African superheroes, travels to New York City to thwart a wealthy criminal genius from obtaining three magic skulls which would give him the secret to ultimate power. (Source: IMDB) “You’re not immortal. I know your secrets, Phantom.”“The Phantom: Take them to your grave, […]

Hulk

2003 Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. (Source: IMDB) “Puny human!” The Hulk Tweet The Incredible Hulk Bruce Banner General Ross Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Security Guard Villain’s plot: Everyone is out to steal Bruce […]

Elektra

2004 Elektra the warrior survives a near-death experience, becomes an assassin-for-hire, and tries to protect her two latest targets, a single father and his young daughter, from a group of supernatural assassins. (Source: IMDB) “Some lessons can’t be taught, Elektra. They must be lived to be understood.” Stick Tweet Elektra The Hand Villain’s plot: Rankings: […]

Jonah Hex

2010 The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. (Source: IMDB) “They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the […]

Ghost Rider

2007 When motorcycle rider Johnny Blaze sells his soul to the Devil to save his father’s life, he is transformed into the Ghost Rider, the Devil’s own bounty hunter, and is sent to hunt down sinners. (Source: IMDB) “It’s said that the West was built on legends. And that legends are a way of understanding […]

Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer

2007 The Fantastic Four learn that they aren’t the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus. (Source: IMDB) “My name was Norrin Radd.” The Silver Surfer Tweet The Fantastic Four The Silver Surfer Galactus Team Mister Fantastic Sue Storm The Human Torch The […]

The Punisher

The Punisher The Punisher 1989 When Frank Castle’s family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher. (Source: IMDB) “You’re a good boy, Tommy. Grow up to be a good man. Because if you don’t… I’ll be waiting.” The Punisher Tweet The Punisher Frank Castle […]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

2014 When New York is put under siege by Oscorp, it is up to Spider-Man to save the city he swore to protect as well as his loved ones. (Source: IMDB) “It’s been 10 years. What have you been up to?” “I do some web designs.” Peter Parker Tweet Spider-Man Peter Parker Electro Green Goblin […]

Darkman

1990 A brilliant scientist left for dead returns to exact revenge on the people who burned him alive. (Source: IMDB) “I’m everyone – and no one. Everywhere – nowhere. Call me… Darkman.” Darkman Tweet Darkman Peyton Westlake Durant Origin story Villain’s plot: Rankings: Superhero Moment  0.5/5 Casting  2/5 Lots of big names in […]

The Amazing Spider-Man

2012 After Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider, he gains newfound, spider-like powers and ventures out to save the city from the machinations of a mysterious reptilian foe. (Source: IMDB) “Your father lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you […]

Batman Forever

1995 Batman must battle former district attorney Harvey Dent, who is now Two-Face and Edward Nygma, The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (Source: IMDB) “Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big, black bat?” The Riddler Tweet Batman Bruce Wayne […]

Green Lantern

2011 Reckless test pilot Hal Jordan is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers that inducts him into an intergalactic police force, the Green Lantern Corps. (Source: IMDB) “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware of my power, Green Lantern’s […]

The Green Hornet

2011 Following the death of his father, Britt Reid, heir to his father’s large company, teams up with his late dad’s assistant Kato to become a masked crime fighting team. (Source: IMDB) “You said I’m boring. My gun has two barrels. That’s not boring.” Chudnofsky Tweet Green Hornet Kato Chudnofsky Villain’s plot: Another plot about […]

Judge Dredd

1995 In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field judiciary powers), is convicted for a crime he did not commit and must face his murderous counterpart. (Source: IMDB) “I am the law!” Judge Dredd Tweet Judge Dredd Rico Origin story Villain’s plot: Let’s just go with… convoluted. […]

Fantastic Four

2015 Four young outsiders teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe which alters their physical form in shocking ways. The four must learn to harness their new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy. (Source: IMDB) “It’s clobberin’ time!” The Thing Tweet The Fantastic Four Dr. Doom Team Mister […]

Fantastic Four

2005 A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (Source: IMDB) “It’s clobberin’ time!” The Thing Tweet The Fantastic Four Dr. Doom Team Mister Fantastic Sue Storm The Human Torch The Thing Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Willie […]

X-Men: Apocalypse

2000 The X-Men send Wolverine to the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event that results in doom for both humans and mutants. (Source: IMDB) “When they come out… does it hurt?” “Every time.” Wolverine Tweet X-Men Apocalypse Team Professor X Cyclops Jean Gray Beast Quicksilver Nightcrawler Creator Cameo: Stan […]

Mystery Men

1999 A group of inept amateur superheroes must try to save the day when a supervillain threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city. (Source: IMDB) “We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.” The Sphinx Tweet The Mystery Men Cassanova Frankenstein Team Blue Raja Bowler Shoveler Invisible Boy Spleen Furious […]

The Shadow

The Shadow The Shadow 1989 In 1930s New York City, The Shadow battles his nemesis, Shiwan Khan, who is building an atomic bomb. (Source: IMDB) “I’ll be there… around every corner… in every empty room… as inevitable as your guilty conscience…” The Shadow Tweet The Shadow Lamont Cranston Shiwan Khan Origin story Villain’s plot: Shiwan […]

Hancock

2008 Hancock is a superhero whose ill-considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when the person he saves helps him improve his public image. (Source: IMDB) “Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I’m… I’m not the most charming […]

Condorman

1981 Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. (Source: IMDB) “Woody, you’re a great cartoonist, and you’re a great comic book writer – but you’re a lousy bird.” Harry Tweet Condorman Woody Wilkins Krokov Origin story Villain’s plot: Rankings: Superhero Moment  3/5 […]

Daredevil

2003 A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. (Source: IMDB) “Hell’s Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darkness. A guardian devil.” Daredevil Tweet Daredevil Matt Murdock Bullseye Kingpin Origin story […]

Blade: Trinity

2004 Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula. (Source: IMDB) “You’re tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel?” Danica Tweet Blade Dracula Villain’s plot: Blah blah blah, […]

The Incredible Hulk

2008 Bruce Banner, a scientist on the run from the U.S. Government, must find a cure for the monster he turns into whenever he loses his temper. (Source: IMDB) “Don’t make me hungry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry.” Bruce Banner Tweet The Hulk Bruce Banner The Abomination Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Milwaukee Man […]

Thor: The Dark World

2013 When the Dark Elves attempt to plunge the universe into darkness, Thor must embark on a perilous and personal journey that will reunite him with doctor Jane Foster. (Source: IMDB) “Look, why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the better pilot!” “Is that right? Out of the two of us, which one […]

Super

2010 After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt, a superhero with the best intentions, but lacking in heroic skills. (Source: IMDB) “Shut up, crime!” Frank D’Arbo Tweet The Crimson Bolt Frank D’Arbo Jaques Origin story Villain’s plot: Standard drug dealer, though in this […]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

2008 The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures. (Source: IMDB) “I’m gonna get Big Baby.” Hellboy Tweet Hellboy Prince Nuada Villain’s plot: Nuada is tired of the elves living in servitude to the humans, so […]

Constantine

2005 Supernatural exorcist and demonologist John Constantine helps a policewoman prove her sister’s death was not a suicide, but something more. (Source: IMDB) “What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?” Constantine Tweet John Constantine REDACTED Origin story Villain’s […]

The Punisher

The Punisher The Punisher 2004 An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion. (Source: IMDB) “Those who do evil to others – the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists – you will come to know me well. […]

Superman Returns

c Superman Returns c Superman Returns 2006 Superman returns to Earth after spending five years in space examining his homeworld Krypton. But he finds things have changed while he was gone, and he must once again prove himself important to the world. (Source: IMDB) “Well, I hope this experience hasn’t put any of you off […]

Thor

2011 The powerful but arrogant god Thor is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders. (Source: IMDB) “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!” Odin Tweet Thor Loki Origin story Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Man […]

Kick Ass 2

2011 The powerful but arrogant god Thor is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders. (Source: IMDB) “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!” Odin Tweet Thor Loki Origin story Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Man […]

Watchmen

2009 In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. (Source: IMDB) “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with […]

Man of Steel

2013 An alien child is evacuated from his dying world and sent to Earth to live among humans. His peace is threatened, when survivors of his home planet invade Earth. (Source: IMDB) “Hi, Lois Lane. Welcome to The Planet.” “Glad to be here, Lois.” Clark Kent Tweet Superman Clark Kent General Zod Origin story Villain’s […]

Kick Ass

2009 In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. (Source: IMDB) “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with […]

Iron Man 2

2008 With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father’s legacy. (Source: IMDB) “Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.” Nick Fury Tweet Iron Man Tony Stark Whiplash Justin Hammer […]

The Wolverine

2008 Wolverine comes to Japan to meet an old friend whose life he saved years ago, and gets embroiled in a conspiracy involving yakuza and mutants. (Source: IMDB) “How did you know there’s a pool down there?” “I didn’t.” Logan Tweet Wolverine Silver Samurai Origin story Villain’s plot: The Silver Samurai is looking to harvest […]

Ant-Man

2008 With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father’s legacy. (Source: IMDB) “Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.” Nick Fury Tweet Iron Man Tony Stark Whiplash Justin Hammer […]

Hellboy

2004 A demon, raised from infancy after being conjured by and rescued from the Nazis, grows up to become a defender against the forces of darkness. (Source: IMDB) “In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the […]

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

2015 When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it’s up to Earth’s mightiest heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plan. (Source: IMDB) “That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did.” Tony Stark Tweet The […]

Iron Man 3

2013 When Tony Stark’s world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution. (Source: IMDB) “Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.” Random AIM Henchman Tweet Iron Man Tony Stark The Mandarin? Villain’s plot: The Mandarin is a terrorist straight from the comic… […]

Doctor Strange

2016 While on a journey of physical and spiritual healing, a brilliant neurosurgeon is drawn into the world of the mystic arts. (Source: IMDB) “Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.” Random AIM Henchman Tweet Doctor Strange Kaecilius Villain’s plot: The Mandarin is a terrorist straight from the comic… with a twist. Rankings: […]

The Rocketeer

1991 A young pilot stumbles onto a prototype jetpack that allows him to become a high-flying masked hero. (Source: IMDB) “How do I look?” “Like a hood ornament.” Peevy Tweet The Rocketeer Cliff Secord Neville Sinclair Origin story Villain’s plot: Sinclair is looking for the stolen rocket pack and will do anything to get it […]

Captain America: The First Avenger

2011 Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier, transforms into Captain America after taking a dose of a “Super-Soldier serum”. But being Captain America comes at a price as he attempts to take down a war monger and a terrorist organization. (Source: IMDB) “Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay […]

The Dark Knight Rises

2012 Eight years after the Joker’s reign of anarchy, Batman, with the help of the enigmatic Catwoman, is forced from his exile to save Gotham City from the brutal guerrilla terrorist Bane. (Source: IMDB) “Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.” […]

The Crow

1994 A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée’s murder. (Source: IMDB) “People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the […]

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

2010 Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend’s seven evil exes in order to win her heart. (Source: IMDB) “Gelato isn’t vegan?” “It’s milk and eggs, bitch.” Vegan Police Tweet Scott Pilgrim The Seven Evil Exes The Seven Evil Exes Mathew Patel Lucas Lee Todd Ingram Roxie Richter Kyle Katayanagi Ken Katayanagi Gideon Graves Villain’s […]

Blade

1998 A half-vampire, half-mortal man becomes a protector of the mortal race, while slaying evil vampires. (Source: IMDB) “Some motherf***ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.” Blade Tweet Blade Deacon Frost Origin story Villain’s plot: Deacon Frost wants to rid the world of pureblood vampires by bringing about the resurrection of a blood god. Rankings: […]

Blade II

2002 Blade forms an uneasy alliance with the vampire council in order to combat the Reapers, who are feeding on vampires. (Source: IMDB) “You’re human.” “Barely. I’m a lawyer. ” Kounen Tweet Blade Nomak Villain’s plot: Nomak wants to kill all the vampires, because he’s decretly the son of the head of the High Council. […]

Superman II

1980 Superman agrees to sacrifice his powers to start a relationship with Lois Lane, unaware that three Kryptonian criminals he inadvertently released are conquering Earth. (Source: IMDB) “Good afternoon, Mr. President. Sorry I’ve been away so long. I won’t let you down again.” Superman Tweet Superman Clark Kent General Zod Villain’s plot: General Zod, along […]

Batman Returns

Batman Returns Batman Returns 1992 Batman returns to the big screen when a deformed man calling himself the Penguin wreaks havoc across Gotham with the help of a cruel businessman. (Source: IMDB) “As I was saying, I’m a woman and can’t be taken for granted. Life’s a bitch, now so am I.” Catwoman Tweet Batman […]

X-Men

2000 In a world where mutants (evolved super-powered humans) exist and are discriminated against, two groups form for an inevitable clash: the supremacist Brotherhood, and the pacifist X-Men. (Source: IMDB) “When they come out… does it hurt?” “Every time.” Wolverine Tweet X-Men Magneto & The Brotherhood Origin story Team Professor X Cyclops Jean Grey Storm […]

X-Men: Days of Future Past

2000 The X-Men send Wolverine to the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event that results in doom for both humans and mutants. (Source: IMDB) “When they come out… does it hurt?” “Every time.” Wolverine Tweet X-Men Bolivar Trask Origin story Team Wolverine Professor X Beast Quicksilver Magneto Creator Cameo: […]

Spider-Man

2002 When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy, shy, and awkward high school student gains spider-like abilities that he eventually must use to fight evil as a superhero after tragedy befalls his family. (Source: IMDB) “Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.” Uncle Ben Tweet Spider-Man Peter Parker The Green Goblin Origin story […]

X-Men: First Class

2011 In the 1960s, superpowered humans Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr work together to find others like them, but Erik’s vengeful pursuit of an ambitious mutant who ruined his life causes a schism to divide them. (Source: IMDB) “Excuse me, I’m Erik Lehnsherr.” “Charles Xavier.” “Go f**k yourself.” Logan Tweet X-Men The Hellfire Club Origin […]

Spider-Man 2

2004 Peter Parker is beset with troubles in his failing personal life as he battles a brilliant scientist named Doctor Otto Octavius. (Source: IMDB) “I believe there’s a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we […]

X2: X-Men United

2003 When anti-mutant Colonel William Stryker kidnaps Professor X and attacks his school, the X-Men must ally with their archenemy Magneto to stop him. (Source: IMDB) “Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who’s interested in you.” Magneto Tweet X-Men Cmdr. William Striker Team Professor X Cyclops Jean Grey Storm Rogue Nightcrawler Wolverine […]

Batman

Batman 1989 The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker. (Source: IMDB) “Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all […]

Superman

1978 An alien orphan is sent from his dying planet to Earth, where he grows up to become his adoptive home’s first and greatest superhero. (Source: IMDB) “They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for […]

Iron Man

2008 After being held captive in an Afghan cave, billionaire engineer Tony Stark creates a unique weaponized suit of armor to fight evil. (Source: IMDB) “I am Iron Man.” Iron Man Tweet Iron Man Tony Stark Iron Monger Origin story Creator Cameo: Stan Lee “Hugh Hefner” Villain’s plot: After Tony’s shift in morality forces the […]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

2017 The Guardians struggle to keep together as a team while dealing with their personal family issues, notably Star-Lord’s encounter with his father the ambitious celestial being Ego. (Source: IMDB) “As I was saying, I’m a woman and can’t be taken for granted. Life’s a bitch, now so am I.” Catwoman Tweet The Guardians of […]

Captain America: Civil War

2016 Political involvement in the Avengers’ affairs causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man. (Source: IMDB) “On your left.” Steve Rogers Tweet Captain America Iron Man Helmut Zemo Creator Cameo: Stan Lee Smithsonian security guard Villain’s plot: Someone murdered Nick Fury, and has now taken control of the SHIELD helicarriers to target and […]

Guardians of the Galaxy

2014 A group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop a fanatical warrior with plans to purge the universe. (Source: IMDB) “As I was saying, I’m a woman and can’t be taken for granted. Life’s a bitch, now so am I.” Catwoman Tweet Batman Bruce Wayne The Penguin Catwoman Origin story Team Star-Lord Gamora […]

Batman Begins

Batman Begins 2005 After training with his mentor, Batman begins his fight to free crime-ridden Gotham City from corruption. (Source: IMDB) “Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.” Alfred Tweet Batman Bruce Wayne The Scarecrow Ra’s al Ghul Origin story Villain’s plot: The League of Shadows returns to […]

Deadpool

2004 Peter Parker is beset with troubles in his failing personal life as he battles a brilliant scientist named Doctor Otto Octavius. (Source: IMDB) “I believe there’s a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we […]

Thor: Ragnarok

2017 Imprisoned on the planet Sakaar, Thor must race against time to return to Asgard and stop Ragnarök, the destruction of his world, at the hands of the powerful and ruthless villain Hela. (Source: IMDB) “Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.” Alfred Tweet Thor Hulk Hela Creator […]

The Avengers

2012 Earth’s mightiest heroes must come together and learn to fight as a team if they are going to stop the mischievous Loki and his alien army from enslaving humanity. (Source: IMDB) “That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did.” Tony Stark Tweet The Avengers Loki Team Asset 2 Iron Man […]

Spider-Man: Homecoming

2017 Peter Parker balances his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens with his superhero alter-ego Spider-Man, and finds himself on the trail of a new menace prowling the skies of New York City. (Source: IMDB) “I am Iron Man.” Iron Man Tweet Spider-Man Peter Parker The Vulture Origin story Creator Cameo: Stan […]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

2005 As Steve Rogers struggles to embrace his role in the modern world, he teams up with a fellow Avenger and S.H.I.E.L.D agent, Black Widow, to battle a new threat from history: an assassin known as the Winter Soldier. (Source: IMDB) “On your left.” Steve Rogers Tweet Captain America Steve Rogers The Winter Soldier Creator […]

The Dark Knight

2008 When the menace known as the Joker wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, Batman must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice. (Source: IMDB) “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing […]